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The Gods of our ancestors were actually aliens - History channel
Hey there blogosphere,
I've come across a show I think you may find interesting, blogosphere. It's about astromical-god theorists - incidentally, nowadays you can get a degree in anything (thank you university of Phoenix). I know blogosphere, you don't have TV, you have internet, so you've probably never heard of this show. Here are a few quotes of what you missed. I've only watched half the show, and I think I have enough quotes to write a fair review of this show. Here are some quotes for you, and my responses. (please note the quotes are as acurate as my typing)
"Most mythologies have stories of gods coming down from the stars. You get the sense that they're gliding but the way that they move is kind of beyond time" Lecturer of classics, UCLA
Maybe it's just me, but "kind of beyond time" is not a different type of gliding.
"1000's of years ago, when our forefathers were primititve, they had no idea what extra-terrestrial beings were, they didn't even have a word for them, and they thought they must be ....GODS!"
Ok, I'm starting to get the jib of this show. They're openly accepting that aliens exist, and suggesting that Gods don't. Time to examine the proof.
"Mount Olympus, the home of the gods, where Zeus sat on his throne, was described as a magnificent palace. The temple walls gleamed with gold or silver, with jew lights....If you look at it from a modern perspective, what if, that palace...wasn't on top of a mountain.... but it was.... in fact.... a space ship parked on top of a mountain , because it was said that the mountain rumbles....mountains don't rumble"
Wow, these guys are pro's. The long pauses between sentences have sold me. I mean, if you think about it rationally, there's no way a God could live on a mountain, because there's no mountains in God's country (a.k.a. B-veg). In fact, the closest thing to a mountain in B-veg is "the hill" and I doubt god spends his time getting high and black-out drunk with Belleville's youth.
commercial
look at that, True Grit is coming out on DVD. I'll be buying that fo sheez.
Oh, were back:
"Is it possible that the lightning bolt and trident (of posiden) were some sort of energy devices?"
refer to header of The Dog's house and you'll know, anything is possible.
referring to the Carnack stone allignment
"legend has it that giants build these structures, but you have to wonder...these arrangements of stones may have been a way of communicating with extraterrestrial beings"
"while most archeologists believe these stones are tomb markers, ancient god theorists believe they are in a specific alignment, and used for communication"
on women getting pregnant without having sex with a human
"well we know they weren't sleeping with gods, because gods didn't exists. Today, we know you don't need to have sex with a man to have a kid because of fertility treatments, so you have to speculate, at least to a point, that there is the possibility of alien genetic engineering. This can account for monsters, giants, or other similar types of beings"
"Could these giant hybrids be rooted in truth?" - narrator
Commercial
I've lost interest in this post blogsophere. Just so you know, I've been putting chocolate milk in my cof-a-lof's lately and it's really been working out for me. Something to ponder.
I've come across a show I think you may find interesting, blogosphere. It's about astromical-god theorists - incidentally, nowadays you can get a degree in anything (thank you university of Phoenix). I know blogosphere, you don't have TV, you have internet, so you've probably never heard of this show. Here are a few quotes of what you missed. I've only watched half the show, and I think I have enough quotes to write a fair review of this show. Here are some quotes for you, and my responses. (please note the quotes are as acurate as my typing)
"Most mythologies have stories of gods coming down from the stars. You get the sense that they're gliding but the way that they move is kind of beyond time" Lecturer of classics, UCLA
Maybe it's just me, but "kind of beyond time" is not a different type of gliding.
"1000's of years ago, when our forefathers were primititve, they had no idea what extra-terrestrial beings were, they didn't even have a word for them, and they thought they must be ....GODS!"
Ok, I'm starting to get the jib of this show. They're openly accepting that aliens exist, and suggesting that Gods don't. Time to examine the proof.
"Mount Olympus, the home of the gods, where Zeus sat on his throne, was described as a magnificent palace. The temple walls gleamed with gold or silver, with jew lights....If you look at it from a modern perspective, what if, that palace...wasn't on top of a mountain.... but it was.... in fact.... a space ship parked on top of a mountain , because it was said that the mountain rumbles....mountains don't rumble"
Wow, these guys are pro's. The long pauses between sentences have sold me. I mean, if you think about it rationally, there's no way a God could live on a mountain, because there's no mountains in God's country (a.k.a. B-veg). In fact, the closest thing to a mountain in B-veg is "the hill" and I doubt god spends his time getting high and black-out drunk with Belleville's youth.
commercial
look at that, True Grit is coming out on DVD. I'll be buying that fo sheez.
Oh, were back:
"Is it possible that the lightning bolt and trident (of posiden) were some sort of energy devices?"
refer to header of The Dog's house and you'll know, anything is possible.
referring to the Carnack stone allignment
"legend has it that giants build these structures, but you have to wonder...these arrangements of stones may have been a way of communicating with extraterrestrial beings"
"while most archeologists believe these stones are tomb markers, ancient god theorists believe they are in a specific alignment, and used for communication"
on women getting pregnant without having sex with a human
"well we know they weren't sleeping with gods, because gods didn't exists. Today, we know you don't need to have sex with a man to have a kid because of fertility treatments, so you have to speculate, at least to a point, that there is the possibility of alien genetic engineering. This can account for monsters, giants, or other similar types of beings"
"Could these giant hybrids be rooted in truth?" - narrator
Commercial
I've lost interest in this post blogsophere. Just so you know, I've been putting chocolate milk in my cof-a-lof's lately and it's really been working out for me. Something to ponder.
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