Birthday Blog

Hey there blogosphere,

Well, if you didn't know, today is my 24th birthday. I recently discussed with a colleague the cold hard facts about aging. So many days we just want to get through. Sometimes, for me, I'd be happy to just fast-forward weeks at a time. Really, that's not how life should be. We should hate each day, equally. That's why I decided to take the train to B-veg today, and sit next to the most disgustingly smelling fat old man on the train. That way, even on one of the days of the year I enjoy, I'm miserable. That way, in a constant state of misery, I can enjoy myself... 24/7.

Back to School

Hey there blogosphere,

You may recall that part of the reason I built the Dogs house - it's really just clicking create blog for anyone who has a google account - was that it served as an outlet for angst that built as those unkempt "colleagues" of mine in the library triggered the rage region of my olfactory system as their scent wafted in my general direction. Indeed, the Dog's house kept the Dog calm, cool, and collective through stressful times. Alas, those times are over - for now.

And now, here I sit, drinking thinking, searching, and waiting for my next reason to blog.