Birthday Blog

Hey there blogosphere,

Well, if you didn't know, today is my 24th birthday. I recently discussed with a colleague the cold hard facts about aging. So many days we just want to get through. Sometimes, for me, I'd be happy to just fast-forward weeks at a time. Really, that's not how life should be. We should hate each day, equally. That's why I decided to take the train to B-veg today, and sit next to the most disgustingly smelling fat old man on the train. That way, even on one of the days of the year I enjoy, I'm miserable. That way, in a constant state of misery, I can enjoy myself... 24/7.

Back to School

Hey there blogosphere,

You may recall that part of the reason I built the Dogs house - it's really just clicking create blog for anyone who has a google account - was that it served as an outlet for angst that built as those unkempt "colleagues" of mine in the library triggered the rage region of my olfactory system as their scent wafted in my general direction. Indeed, the Dog's house kept the Dog calm, cool, and collective through stressful times. Alas, those times are over - for now.

And now, here I sit, drinking thinking, searching, and waiting for my next reason to blog.

Expert Opinions

Hey there blogosphere,

The other night I was watching the Piers Morgan show - he's Larry Kings replacement, for those of you who don't know - and the playa himself, Hugh Hefner was the special guest. Now naturally the beginning of the story focused on Hef's love life. In case you haven't heard, Hef's latest bottom bitch flipped the script on him and left him at the alter for once. Now, it's easy to feel bad for an old guy who gets dumped, but I am having a hard time feeling bad for Hef, especially when Pier's showed his 2 new replacements in the green room during the show.

Aside from his fascinating love life, Hef was later questioned about the Economy. That really interests me. Not the economy - I'm not really sure what it is and I don't care to learn. What interests me is that Piers is addressing Hef like he's an expert on the economy. But really, why would anyone really care about Hugh Hefners opinion on such a matter? It makes sense I guess, I mean Hef is certainly rich so he must know a lot about the economy. In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic.

I'm out Blogosphere.