Entourage

Hey there blogosphere,

As many of you might recall, I was recently in the remount of the Canadian debut of Jerry Springer the Opera.

The experience has got me thinking about my big break in the industry - it's got to be coming soon. I realize that most of my many followers aren't as familiar with show business (or, as those of us in the know call it, show biz) so I think I'm going to put it into terms that you guys can understand. For you, blogosphere, I'll relate my life as if I were Vinny Chase from entourage so you can understand where I am right now.

Of course, the main problem with this analogy is that Vinny Chase is a fictional character with marginal talent and great representation, whereas I am a real, raw human being who's representation has been M.I.A. since Christmas. Nevertheless, I shall compare.

Vinny Chase starts entourage as a movie star on the fringe, much like I see myself today. He just finished doing a movie called "Head On", which I would equate to my Springer days. Really, both gigs accomplished the same thing, they got mine and Vinny's names out there.

Then, Vinny decided to do an independent film (again, those of us in the biz called them an "Indy") called Queens Boulevard. I actually filmed a bit of an Indy right after Springer ended. However, I never got to see a final cut of this film. Right now, due to reasons beyond my control, the film is in limbo. I can tell you this blogosphere, like Vinny in QB, I totally killed the role.

So blogosphere, that's where I am at right now, in entourage terms. I killed in "Head On", and am just waiting for the public to see QB. The only difference is that I have to wait alittle bit longer than Vinny did, which is essentially the difference between fiction in reality - you don't often see a successful T.V. show about someone sitting on his roommates uncomfortable couch waiting for people to see his work, but that's the reality of the situation. Once that happens - and mark my words blogosphere, it will - I have a feeling some sort of Aquaman-like film is on the horizon for the dog.