Who Will replace Regis? Groban in The Dogs House.

Hey there blogosphere,

Ever since I replaced Regis Philbin in Who Wants to be a Millionaire in a grade 8 talent show, I have always had a bit of a soft spot in my heart for him. The price is right is now hosted by a rather slim and tan Drew Carey, while Bob Barker sits at home alone. Piers Morgan now harasses celebrities on CNN, while Larry King sits at home alone. Now, finally Regis is looking to join his television counterparts - sitting alone at their respective homes, together.

Regis had a good run and it will be sad to see him go. In a rather chaotic world, Reg has been a constant. You could always count on tuning in at 9 am on a weekday and watch his leathery smile glisten as he blabs about the yankees or fakes interest into one of Kelly's stories.

Of course, in reality, in the past few years Reg was far from a constant. Each week was littered with co-hosts, from Anderson Cooper to Ryan Seacrest to Clay Aikin. And now, as his departure nears, it's time to pick a replacement.

I sure hope it's not Kelly's husband, Mark Conselose. Sorry Mark, I don't have enough time to look up the proper spelling of your name. The last thing the world needs is to listen to a privileged celebrity couple try to relate to people by saying ridiculous things. Like how Kelly is always blabbing about how she is out of shape whenever they have a doctor on.

Really Kelly, your having trouble getting through 2 hours of spin class? I get chest pains when I walk up a flight of stairs and I'm 24. You can't relate to me!

So, I've established that it's important that the replacement be someone with whom I can relate. That's why, blogosphere, The Dogs House is going to official endorse Josh Groban as Regis's relplacement. Now, I know what your thinking. Josh is a singer, your an actor, how can you relate?

Well, blogosphere. If you'll recall, one of my acting credits is atually an Opera. So yeah, I can sing. Furthermore, I've performed the song "you raise me up" on countless occasions. In fact, some say my voice actually resembles Grobans.

So blogosphere, this is your turn to chime in. I've given you my endorsement, now you give me yours. Feel free to post your choice to replace regis, or vote in the poll to your right.